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vincent_sama's Journal

Created on 2001-08-19 21:47:03 (#325481), last updated 2006-12-18

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Name:Vincent
Website:Art Gallery
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My Anti-Drug is Angst.

There were three men in a canoe sailing down the river. The men had lost their dog named Warren, and were searching for him as best they could. They finally came across the cat several miles down the road. "Poor Ralph," the five of them said. "We'll have to bury him in the cemetary for those who have served their masters as well as he did." So the racoon was set to rest in a grave beside the gerbil and the butler. At this time both of the men made a pact with each other that they would never speak of this again, no one would ever know of their crime. But it wasn't long until they returned to find that the butler's shoebox had been dug up and his bones were strewn across the field. There were four thighs, three breasts, and four wings. The eleven men were content with this and began to share the chicken with all who came by the town. The graveyard became a world famous spot for it's wonderful view of the great lakes, and Herbie grew up to be the best park ranger in Yellowstone. Some time passed again, and once more the men found themselves in the paddleboat on the lake, looking for their wildebeast Orco. But no matter how they tried, they just could keep him afloat, no matter how long they tried to push him under the water with the steamship's oars. It wasn't long that a plague came upon the land, destroying all the vermin such as the rats, mosqueetoes, and insurance salesmen. Naturally, the loss of the stinging flying insects was a terrible blow to human society. This caused the turmoil that eventually led for a cure to AIDS. It was in this way that Frederick became the first dead marmoset in history to bring forth the malady of a cure upon an unready world. It was then that he was finally born. ... Mad Libs, anyone?
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